Archive for July, 2009

Not the Cosbys XXX Shut Out at Urban X Awards

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

I gotta admit I didn”t even think about this either.  Glad they out out a press release to bring it to our attention.  Get ‘em, X-Play! – Flexx

Press release found at AdultFYI

Hollywood, CA- The Huxtables really must be white because they were shut out of the victory circle during the 2nd annual Urban X Awards which took place Sunday night at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood.

The promising award show which honors ethnic stars and movies in the Black, Asian and Latin genres was abuzz with fun-loving activity all night long but X-Play’s Not the Cosbys XXX received zero trophies which prompted plans for more black and interracial sex comedies from the movie’s director Will Ryder who has created some of porn’s biggest blockbusting titles such as Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, the upcoming Not Married with Children XXX and just in time for football season Not Monday Night Football XXX. .

“I’m not surprised that we didn’t hear our name called from the stage because I don’t think we were nominated for anything,” Ryder said after being asked if he or the movie’s cast members were hurt by the cold shoulder their movie received from the Urban X organizers. “It would have been a wonderful surprise and total honor if we had won something without being nominated,” he said.

Many are calling Not the Cosbys XXX the greatest porn-parody of all time and possibly the most expensive interracial sex movie ever created but many of the movie’s black actors spotted in attendance at the Boulevard 3 Nightclub partying the night away didn’t seem to notice that their blockbusting parody was left off the dance card line-up.

“I’m having a really great time tonight,” stated the gorgeous Misty Stone who plays Denise Huxtable in the Cosby Show spoof. “Did we win?”

Melody Nakai who plays Vanessa Huxtable seemed a little surprised by the snub but never stopped smiling all night long and remarked, “This is a really fun night and I’m just soaking it all in but I’m pretty sure I saw Theo and Cockroach up on stage accepting an award for something,” she said.

Not the Cosbys XXX feels like a lost episode of the famous television show with college on the horizon and her cute girlfriends addicted to boys, Denise is on a mission to lose her virginity as hilarious situations give way to an explosion of non-stop hardcore sex as Cliff & Claire attempt to maintain control of Theo, Sondra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy & Cockroach.

The movie is NOT endorsed or sponsored by NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby but some of the factory workers who make Puddin’ Pops really seem to like it.

The double disc collector’s DVD set is available in stores and has already sold out of the second pressing. With 10 hours of total footage and 10 behind the scenes sections including bloopers, the movie stars a fantastic interracial cast (that means black, Asian and white- hint lol) including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.

“There’s a lot of black folks in that cast,” Ryder joked. “I would have thought we might get nominated for something maybe best furniture or most well-behaved family whose father is a doctor, but I know we’re all a little disappointed that we didn’t received an Urban X Award this year but I think we’ll get ‘em next year with Not Sanford & Son XXX or Not Good Times XXX.

If you’re looking for one of the most entertaining porn movies ever made check out Not the Cosbys XXX in stores now from X-Play/LFP Video. A G-rated safe to play in the office movie trailer has already received over 235,000 views and is available to check out here www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE

Pick up two copies of Not the Cosbys XXX today because it really makes a wonderful gift and black is beautiful baby even though there are plenty of white folks in the movie too.

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Wholesale DVD sales: David Diamond, Hustler Video, (888) 249-3523, ddiamond@lfp.com

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Not Dead….Yet

Monday, July 27th, 2009

….though sometimes I swear they trying to kill me.

As I’ve mentioned here before, I’m not much of a “blogger.”  That’s one of the reasons why you won’t see me go long stretches sometimes without making an update, as I’d rather be bringing you new & fresh info rather than blabbing about my opinions on things (nothing wrong with that… I’m just more of the silent type).

This past month though has put me to the test, and is the other part of the reasons why I’ve been away.  I can’t speak on everything, but I will touch on a couple points.

If you watch the show, you’ve probably already noticed that Rane Revere has been out for a while now.  I’m sorry to say, Rane fans, she won’t be back.  At least not in the co-hosting capacity, and at least no time in the foreseeable future.  No drama or anything like that.  And no, she didn’t “find jesus” or quit porn lol.  She just had bigger & better things on her plate to accomplish.  Of course I wish her well, and she already knows that.  I’m sure she would have preferred to say goodbye to the viewers.  The opportunity just didn’t arise in time.  So, on her behalf, Rane Revere thanks you all.

Brittany Blaze has been holding me down in Rane’s absence (as I believe you’ve also noticed if you’ve been watching) and I love her for it.  If you’re confused about a white girl being on my left, worry not.  She’s had more black in her than you can shake a stick at (no not me….yet).

In addition to keeping the Ebony Nights train moving along, you might possibly be seeing more of me on RudeTV.  No real details to speak about just yet.  But just a heads up.

Be sure to tune in tonight.  You know we got some things to talk about.  Urban X Awards anyone?